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I was slightly troubled by a glimpse of black upholstered benches — I crave lumbar support while I dine — so it was imperative that we snag one of the tables featuring inviting cream-colored modern cafe chairs. There was only one table for four available, right up against the big window overlooking Townsend, and there we sat.
The four of us ordered glasses of wine from South's enticing and frequently changing list of about six dozen Australian, New Zealand, and South African wines. The whites are helpfully divided into sparkly, crisp, fruity, and creamy; the reds into lively, silky, spicy, and gutsy (there's a short but alluring offering of dessert wines, which Aussies call stickies). The four wines we tried — a fruity Gewürztraminer and three diverse reds — were all enjoyable, though at $10 to $12 a glass, they can quickly add freight to your bill.
The two-sided printed menu seemed dichotomous. One side was a jokey and mildly illiterate mock newspaper titled Out From Under ("Australian's are historically passionate about drinking," "A dingo stole my baby," "Kiwi mates in a barney"). The reverse was a starkly printed, entirely lowercase listing of elegant dishes featuring exotic combinations (salmon sashimi with curry spice and lime; pan-roasted barramundi with rozelle spices, crushed harissa potatoes, and salsa verde). Among the starters, we were irresistibly drawn to the bushman's plate — "our version of antipasto," we were told — a frequently changing array of tidbits sized for two at $13 or four at $25. That night's assortment included tempura New Zealand greenlip mussels (most of the fish and meat is flown in from Down Under, and most of the fruit and vegetables are sourced locally); two tiny bruschette topped with diced tomatoes and minced garlic; hummus sided with crackerbread; two chunks of grilled lamb; duck rillettes; and a heap of thin strips of grilled zucchini. If that looks like an odd grouping, it tasted even weirder. The point of tempura, it seems to me, is crispness, but the crispness that night was largely obliterated by the mussels being mired in a mayonnaiselike sauce. (Even odder, I'd think, would be the other appearance of tempura mussels on the list, in coconut broth.) The hummus was ordinary, as were the bruschette, especially given their freight of underripe tomatoes. The duck rillettes were perfectly okay, but the little strips of cold zucchini were virtually flavorless. The only real treats on the plate were the chewy bits of well-seasoned lamb. But the whole assembly, especially during the holidays, reminded me of nothing so much as a quarrelsome family gathering.
We fared better with our other starters. The delicate South crab omelet was — again oddly, in my opinion — submerged in a light miso broth decorated with enoki mushrooms, but survived its dunking well. The marinated pork belly was not as lush and fatty as anticipated, but was enjoyable on its bed of creamy, bland cauliflower purée, tangy pickled cucumber, and sweetish tamarind dressing. Its companion scallop seemed an unnecessary afterthought. The best dish was an unusually plump and succulent grilled quail atop a hillock of what the menu calls courgette (we'd say zucchini), dressed up with basil, crunchy pine nuts, and chewy currants.